Day 0 - Delight at my Good Fortune

Delighted by my free ham, I ask Luke to take some photographs of Skeet's leg and I. Yes, my ham has a name; the internet is full of useful information, you can find out more about why I named him Skeet here: http://www.petnamesworld.com/. I'm hoping that following the total consumption of this little creature, some of his name's meaning will be inherited by me, yet the inverse is far more likely. Do I look as hungry as world eating champ Ray Meduna? Not even close.